Apologies to A. E. Housman
O hai, iz stoopid stuf
Fud gone, k
Beer gone, k
But ur pome suxxorz
hertz kitteh tummeh
<pome> Cow be stabid
Cow head iz sleepin </pome>
O noes my turn nao
2 here ur t00nz killin ur cow
2 here ur rime killin ur dudes
Do not want!
U dangle cat toy on string nao kthx
A seventies TV theme duet (maybe you had to be there)
> I is teh hick!
I is teh roxxor!
> I can has memphis & nashvl
I can has motown flava
> is it gud? y/n?
/me luvs it
> I is teh hick!
I is teh roxxor!
The original was about felines so this should be obvious
Fat kitteh on mat dreemin
I can has cheezburger
AFK dreemin
*ROAR* 1337 beest in teh eest
in ur den feestin on ur men
Kitteh big bro wit iron clause
An big bludy teeths
Spotted kitteh on kwik feets
In ur loft jumpin on ur meat
In ur woods loomin in ur gloom
Big kitteh roxxorz littul kitteh sleepz
Fat kitteh on mat
Keeps u as staff
But kitteh knoes
And from a great SF novel
O hai, im Gully Foyle
Im from ur Erth
Livin in deep space
Goin to teh starz!!111eleventyone